According to My Fortune Cookie

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/19/2015 at 12:43 • Filed to: ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck

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They’ve finally sent the snipers after me.

TheHondaBro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 12:45

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Shit, he’s on to me.

deprecated account > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 12:47

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extraspecialbitter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 12:47

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Why? Do you... have a price on your head?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 12:48

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SHOTS FIRED

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 12:51

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G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > extraspecialbitter 05/19/2015 at 12:54

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Imma guess it’s about tree fiddy.

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 13:01

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CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 13:07

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Miatas are no longer safe. Soft tops can’t stop a .50 BMG.

B/Xmrrmvr > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 13:14

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Make a shirt

wkiernan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 13:39

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I got one the other day that was blank.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 14:16

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One of my more recent ones said that I would meet the girl of my dreams, but that hasn’t happened. I wouldn’t be worried if I was you.

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 15:14

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I can hear the helicopters already

TheTick247 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 15:43

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Watch for glitches in The Matrix

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2015 at 16:28

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That’s what you get for leaving the toilet seat up...

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/20/2015 at 16:23

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Keep your head down and move in an erratic zig zag fashion. They’ll still get you, but at least you’ll feel like you’re helping yourself until they do.